The truth to the lack of poon.

I've tour'd the fjord, and been bored in borea.
I've HK'd and Gank'd... and spam'd trade for arenas.
I lvl'd pvp... but got sick of QQ...
So transfered PVE to pay my raid dues...
And before you ask... yes i waited in line...
and the day after wrath drop'd, my DK was lvl 59.
bit the day after that, i was back on my main,
Switched spec's and gear sets...
now epic DPS's my claim to fame...
And fuck yeah, we've got maly, and sarth +2
That's right mother fucker, my guild's better than you
And yes, i wrote this poem, to explain why i don't get laid...

But i've gotta cut this shit short... I'm late for my raid.